K is for Kool and Kinda-New, because these (were) new … and then they just weren’t … after I never posted them and then tore up the store on a whim (or rather had shop husband tear up the store very much on my whim) and subsequently wasn’t open for you to see them.

But maybe you have a Kooky friend Kat who struggles like us, and just Kant seem to be Konsistent on Instagram, and loves writing weird Kopy that nobody will Kare to read … she’d likely go Krazy for one of these. Kat sounds like a Keeper, Kompletely. You should probably show Kat how much you Kare. 

*Also available in other Kolors.

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